Dude…don’t get me wrong. That chick is super cute. I’d even go so far as to say that she’s borderline hot, but a 10? Sorry, but no. That is a sacred designation reserved for a truly, astonishingly elite class. Truth to tell…she’s probably not even a 9.
You may be confused about the numbering system. You see, being a 9 doesn’t mean you’re in the 90th percentile, just as being the prettiest of ten girls in a room doesn’t make you a 10. A true 10 is more like 1 in 10,000. If that.
Moreover, the fact that you’re fucking a chick does not improve her score. High fives and all that, but still. It is important to help your friends and acquaintances develop appropriate expectations. The expectations you set go a long way toward determining whether being with a given woman makes you a stud or a tool. There’s no shame in being with a solid 7. A true 7 is still pretty goddamn good looking and, frankly, out of most guys’ league. Just don’t go and tell your buddies that your new girlfriend is a 10.
If you prepared them for a 10, they’re bound to be disappointed when they finally meet her. Even if she’s a legitimate 8.5. That’s just how it works. On the other hand, if you simply tell them she’s “cute,” they’ll probably be impressed by your cocksmanship. They’re liable to check her out and offer you backhanded compliments that will fill you with pride. Things like:
“Dude! For you……that chick is like………a 10!”
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